poomps

1)a womans front bottom.

2)a female.

That girl has got a tight poomps.
Liam is a little poomps.
Where's all the poomps

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009

Pooph

A very big shit.

I walked into the girls bathroom by accident and saw the biggest pooph.

by NewMonster January 28, 2019

poophlinger

One who poo's or has sharded himself and then continues to check with moisture to discover a chunk or two and complete this gesture by flinging the "poo" at someone.

kid1-"Hey i just farted soo bad and it was a wet one"
kid2-"Hahaha lemme guess, u crapped yourself!"
kid1-"Dunno, lemme check....omg nasty, Catch!!!"
kid2-"AHHHHH"

by Johnny-C February 25, 2005

Poophole

The human butt; more specifically, the anus.

“Damn bro that girls poophole is so nice”
“Are you a poophole or boob guy?”
“I ate Sarah’s poophole last night she loved it”

by Mdrzik26 May 11, 2019

poopphiliac

one who enjoys passionate intercourse with poop, or fecal matter.

Dude that guy just had sex with that poop, what a poopphiliac

by Rick Magnolia May 5, 2006

Poomp

This is a formal redaction of previously espoused falsehoods. The host of Boysen has concluded, upon great deliberation, that the heretical prophet under the pseudonym Jornk was not a full-G prophet. It is not by divine authority that the prophet stated that the word “poomp” must not be conjugated. It is understood among us that the other points of the definition written by Jornk are to be taken as necessary truths, as he proved himself a sufficient-G prophet.

Mingalo, whilst meandering through the hitherbewinst caught a cluster of crodents poomping.

by 804 Boysen Superior Mind April 2, 2019