Platypus Den

A bunch of ganstas straight outta Orgrimmar. Better than Lyly's gang.

Shizaro's reppin PD in Burning Steppes!

by Skeleton April 24, 2005

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

Platypus mcmuffin for brains

Josh is very stupid and is the WORST science table partner you can have. EVER. he breaks up with you on hyour birthday, and is just an overall dick. I will high five him someday. in the face. with a chair. he thinks he is gangster, but he isnt. and he probably doesnt even know how to spell the word 'Josh"...yeah.

Josh: Hey.
Maddie: CONNIPTIONS YOU GIVE ME CONNIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are such a platypus mcmuffin for brains!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT!!!??? UGHHHHHH GO DIE!!!! alright, Bliss, off to lunch :)

by conniption queen :))))) December 31, 2011

Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016

Platypus Face

The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.

You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!

by Daisy Dunham October 26, 2020

Platypus pussy

When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex

Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy

Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this

by Cichy club January 1, 2022

platypus relationship

The awkward relationship between a guy and a girl that is impossible to be defined and catagorized, it is different and/or a random combination of relationships defined by terms such as "just friends", "best friends", "bfgf", "friends with benefit" or anything else. The relationship may or may not be everchanging.

My friend is in a platypus relationship with this girl, its driving him crazy.

by panda8585858585 May 17, 2011