Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.

Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid

by wiggimasta September 22, 2023

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Placebo Antivirus

Also called Placebo Antimalware.

An antivirus program that "detects" fake malware to make it seem like it works.

Origin: A placebo is something that you are told works and seems to be working but actually doesn't do anything.

Most, if not all, antivirus programs were placebo antivirus programs until there was a surge in viruses made by people who decompiled their code.

by Shugunou October 3, 2023

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Placebo

When you get the vaccine, but by mid 2022 you're still not dead.

Gonzalo Lira: People are dying. Mortality is up and natality (the number of babies being born) is down.
me: But look at Switzerland, mortality hasn't budged.
also me: They probably got placebo...

by Mr. Sr August 2, 2022

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