Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

Steady Pitchin

It has several meanings depending on ones situation. Steady Pitchin is the act of either, Chillin, Hitting on a girl, Giving something to someone, or Prolonged consistent effort or partaking in a activity with positive results expected.

Steady Pitchin with my boys", "I am just Steady Pitchin at this girl" "I Steady Pitched this beat, check it out" "We Steady Pitching this rap game

by DJ TY October 17, 2010

sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!

by sneakypincher August 23, 2007