Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

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5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 3, 2025

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perogie pincher

a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)

college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"

by JKornDoctor September 23, 2013

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Worm pincher

Child molester

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle

by Pony tank 69 December 1, 2023

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