an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 25, 2009
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by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
Get the your boy looks like a pendulum mug.It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:
Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
1) Conservative:
Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
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by Projectzero February 28, 2020
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by WindyStick December 3, 2014
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Get the Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'" mug.The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.
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