Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.

Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.

by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023

Peeni

A wonderful song made by Baljit Gharuan that became a friend groups inside joke and now they say peeni whenever they feel the need to.

“I’m a peeni abc” “PEENI” “peeni lover”

by anonymous August 2, 2021

Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic

Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie

by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022