Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

by genniex March 7, 2010

toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

by ShannonP January 25, 2008