Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.
by hewl ya October 9, 2008
by J.J. Painter December 3, 2005
One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.
"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!
by W.H.Sandwich shop February 5, 2009
by bballa April 26, 2004
When you are having sex, and you ejaculate all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the semen off of the walls).
"This girl and I were going at it so hard that when it was time to ejaculate I blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the Philadelphia Painter"
by Paparazzi69 November 2, 2009
The smell of alcohol on a person who works in the trades. Comes from the assumption most painters are alcoholics. This works for any blue collar worker that drinks heavily
Me: what the hell is taking so long with my painter??
John: why, is he taking a long time?
Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.
John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.
Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.
John: why, is he taking a long time?
Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.
John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.
Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.
by WSDC July 12, 2014