Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.

Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 12, 2017

Call the Hotline

A casual but direct way to tell someone that they need to seek help for their mental health

“fr? you need to call the hotline”

by Modu July 2, 2025

Hotline wizard

The said Master wizard of all things MeFF

MeFF master

That boy is a hotline wizard!

by anonymous April 10, 2024

The Diddy hotline exploded

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan

the Diddy hotline exploded. Oh shit. It's Nov 5, 2024

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

The Diddy hotline

Where incompetently stupid teen females go when they have unresolved daddy issues

Is it just me or do you have to be beytarded or incompetently stupid to visit the Diddy hotline, even as female teen w/out a mental health diagnosis

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

The diddy hotline

A hotline Where women can call and talk about their experiences relating to misogyny

Have you called the Diddy hotline before?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style

"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."

by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016