ain't that bright

When someone says or does something VERY stupid, you reply with "ain't that bright"

Person says "It is so cold today, its going to be 'negative zero' "

You reply with "ain't that bright" (there is no such thing as negative zero.)

by Nemo98737 March 2, 2006

Rainbow Bright

What I usually type in the search bar on EBay instead of Rainbow Brite, because usually the people who spell it wrong will list their shit undervalue and I'm broke bitch.

EBAY LISTING:
"RARE VTG 80s Rainbow Bright Nightgown (XL) that says RAINBOW BRITE in big letters on the front, but for some reason is still spelled incorrectly...
BUY IT NOW $3.00 "
ME:

*purchases*

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel October 24, 2017

K. Bright

A compliment on a human being; A giver of time, money, and emotions; Beautiful in every way, physically, emotionally and academically; A person to admire.

If you find a K. Bright you should cherish this person.

by Brayden Barks February 11, 2022

bright box

A perfect vagina

That girl must have been a virgin, she had a bright box

by TheIntelligencia February 17, 2015

bright spot

That one person that you crush on from a distance. You would like him/her if you knew him/her. He/She brightens your day whenever you see him/her. Talking to or getting to know your bright spot may lead to full crush status.

I ran into my bright spot in the library today. We smiled at each other. I wish I knew him.

by LavaVVad November 5, 2011

Bright Bomber

A Fortnite slut

Bright bombers are thicc

by Bright gunner June 11, 2018

ALT-Bright

The elite news media that takes on some cause and relentlessly mourns the topic that is of significance only to the elites

CNN reporters who cannot take off their mourning Garb while "Celebrating" Hilary's defeat- the ALT-BRight
The ALT-Bright FOX reporters who cannot just stop finding a "Rational angle" for every nonsensical tweet ejaculated by Trump

by statinguard August 17, 2017