ain't that bright

When someone says or does something VERY stupid, you reply with "ain't that bright"
Person says "It is so cold today, its going to be 'negative zero' "

You reply with "ain't that bright" (there is no such thing as negative zero.)
by Nemo98737 February 25, 2006
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bright box

That girl must have been a virgin, she had a bright box
by TheIntelligencia February 17, 2015
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K. Bright

A compliment on a human being; A giver of time, money, and emotions; Beautiful in every way, physically, emotionally and academically; A person to admire.
If you find a K. Bright you should cherish this person.
by Brayden Barks February 11, 2022
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Rainbow Bright

What I usually type in the search bar on EBay instead of Rainbow Brite, because usually the people who spell it wrong will list their shit undervalue and I'm broke bitch.
EBAY LISTING:
"RARE VTG 80s Rainbow Bright Nightgown (XL) that says RAINBOW BRITE in big letters on the front, but for some reason is still spelled incorrectly...
BUY IT NOW $3.00 "
ME:

*purchases*
by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel October 24, 2017
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bright spot

That one person that you crush on from a distance. You would like him/her if you knew him/her. He/She brightens your day whenever you see him/her. Talking to or getting to know your bright spot may lead to full crush status.
I ran into my bright spot in the library today. We smiled at each other. I wish I knew him.
by LavaVVad November 06, 2011
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chloe bright

A fucking legendary bitch :) she's literally one of the nicest people u will meet and the most caring
She's always there for you and listens to your problems but never opens up about her problems because she wants u to be happy, she's quite shy but with her friends she'll be very outgoing and friendly and she's very sensitive so you better keep her happy :) She's fucking sexy tbh and if you get a girlfriend called Chloe then consider ur self one of the luckiest people ppl to exist like seriously this girl is a queen so u better treat her like one
Person 1: omg who is this very sexy person
Person 2: I bet her name is Chloe bright
by SyncZee May 19, 2021
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ALT-Bright

The elite news media that takes on some cause and relentlessly mourns the topic that is of significance only to the elites
CNN reporters who cannot take off their mourning Garb while "Celebrating" Hilary's defeat- the ALT-BRight
The ALT-Bright FOX reporters who cannot just stop finding a "Rational angle" for every nonsensical tweet ejaculated by Trump
by statinguard August 17, 2017
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