Suck My Dick

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) June 18, 2005

Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

by John B Smith October 19, 2006

suck my dick

1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH

1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE

by kissably_me October 16, 2007

suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE September 9, 2008

kiss my dick

Act of kissing a dick. Saying kiss my dick when simply saying kiss my ass won't get you point across. You are upset and disappointed

Hey Bro. UPS dropped a package off for you but it looks too small for it to be 60" TV!
Disappointed and upset you reply "kiss my dick"

by Todos mamons August 10, 2016

tip of my dick

more colorful version of "tip of the iceberg", used in positive reference to oneself.

Girl: You have a Porsche too?
You: Yeah and that's just the the tip of my dick

by norcat April 4, 2008

By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023