October 22

The most nice and pretty people are born on this date!!!❤️

Person1: Wow, you’re pretty.
Person2: Yeah, that’s because I’m born on October 22

by Kenananan October 14, 2019

october 22

slap a nigga named timothy national holiday

boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day

by hdkdndjsndb123 October 21, 2019

October 22

give your girlfriend/boyfriend EXTRA attention today ❤️

boy: babe i love you so much

girl: awe i love you too, but why’d you say that out of nowhere?

boy: it’s October 22

girl: you’re so cute!

by rosalineposie October 21, 2019

October 22

National ask your crush out day.

“Hey dude it’s October 22.” He goes to ask his crush out.

She replies, “ew no you look like a musk rat.”

by Benfreaking10 October 21, 2019

October 22

On this day you should slap a boy in the back of the head boy head slap day if you have a bf slap their ass 😀

Girl:hi timmy guess what day it is
Boy:October 22 why
(Slaps him hard on the head)
Girl: it’s boy head slap day

by Ur proper gay October 21, 2019

October 22

legends are born in on 22 October

Me: What date is it?

Friend: October 22
Me: Oh man is my birthday

or

me: mom, u know what day is it?

mom: idk
me: search on urban dictionary

mom: I didn't find anything

by imnotevenahuman October 20, 2019

October 22

National unground your child day.

Child: Mum look at the date, it’s october 22.

Mother: Looks like I have to unground you.

by kikibooboo October 21, 2019