Oakley 😁

When a white mother and a Portuguese father make a beautiful lil monster, we then call her OUR PORKCHOP!!!!!

My daughter Oakley 😁 is a porkchop

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Oakley

A Retard who looks like Tarzan

That guy is an Oakley (a retard)

by MIFHUNTER May 23, 2022

a bit of the Jo Oakley

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.

You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 21, 2025

Oakley

A man with a big heart, and an even bigger cock.

Yeah Oakley has a big cock, but he has a big heart too :(

by Artichumi April 3, 2022

Oakley

Oakley is the best doggie in the whole world he is the only thing that can stop wars, hunger, sadnesses and depression he is lovely

Oakley is a good boy

by Milk* December 2, 2022

oakley

a morbidly obese fatto who eats about 50 cheeseburgers as a light snack

oakley burped and a tornado warning was called

by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024

Oakleys

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.

It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.

Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*

(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??

Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.

by someone malignant December 26, 2024