november 5

The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it

Tall guy: Ayo Madyson

Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day

Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it

Madyson: fuck you

by Iheart.hot.sons November 4, 2021

November 5

This day is national yet your best friend day so when you see your best friend yeet them

I love November 5

by Luna-Sempai🤩🤓😋😩😋🤩💀😩🤩💖🙂 November 4, 2021

November 5

This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.

Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th

by Pink drink November 4, 2021

5 November 2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since 5 November 2022.

by The other floob November 8, 2021

November 5

Get your jewish friend to give you head

Only if they have brown hair and though

It’s November 5 get it

by Gamer boy 56789 November 4, 2021