some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018
Get the Nocturnal Arousal Syndromemug. When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.
by Fupa Friend August 25, 2016
Get the Nocturnal Cobramug. The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.
Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG
Based in USA/Canada.
Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG
by Dalkota March 13, 2020
Get the nocturnal knightsmug. Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out
by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 22, 2025
Get the Nocturnal Shopping™mug. This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.
Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
Get the Nocturnal Goonmug. Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.
by AFDV December 19, 2010
Get the Nocturnal transmissionmug. "Damn - why is Olivia always crying on the floor eating Fruity pebbles at 4am but always sleeping during her exams?"
"Idk man, maybe she's NOCTURNAL!"
"Idk man, maybe she's NOCTURNAL!"
by i_love_my_hommie_jesus June 11, 2018
Get the Nocturnalmug.