Surrender

The national language of the French Republic.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak surrender".

by TheKöningsberger June 4, 2018

unconditional surrender

Anal sex using hot sauce as lubrication.

My girlfriend asked for an unconditional surrender , so I gave her one and she found Jesus.

by Jonny Midnight May 6, 2018

Crimson surrender

When you are about to have sex with a girl who is on her period and you do not want to get blood on your erect penis. So you use her already bloody tampon as a dildo to fuck the shit out of her. Literally.

Oh shit you're on your period? Can we do a crimson surrender instead? Thanks babe you're the best!

by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021

Switzerland surrender

Spooning with your significant other with a boner, kowing it's going nowhere

We had a fight so I'm going in for a Switzerland surrender

by VinnC0 September 4, 2016

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

Surrender

The Christian way of saying "I trust You" to God

I surrender all

by Jacodens April 3, 2019

cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!

by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024