Neptunic

Another made-up sexual attraction by the mental health organization

“Hey John I just figured out I’m neptunic!”
“Tf? You’re damn planet”
“No! That is not true at all. That’s very neptuniaphobic to assume that. It actually means-“
“Go talk to Uranus you fucking Ice Giant”

by HayHayDaFox December 15, 2022

neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

neptun clone

AMV editors who twixtor 2-3 frames and copy neptun’s typography in hopes of gaining recognition from the man himself.

Damn, I’ve seen this style before..
Ohh he tagged neptun as his ib, makes sense. What a neptun clone.

by adtopia_ July 27, 2021

Famous neptune

Neptune is the most epic famest person with loads of fans they are so cool because neptune and people dont see that enough

The famous neptune is pretty cool

by Mr egward February 25, 2022

Neptunic

Describes the "sexual orientation" of someone who wants the p**sy and does not care about the identity of the person it's attached to.

Someone who's dating app filter accepts women, non-binary and trans men.

I absolutely respect your gender identity, I'm not a desperate straight man, I'm neptunic!

by Hatfull December 18, 2022

Neptunic

Neptunic is non-man loving non-man

Lesbian is also non-man loving non-man
So what's the difference?
Neptunic people likes non-man with a feminist ''style'' (also known as non-masculine)
Lesbian people likes non-man but they dont care if they have a feminist or masculine ''style''

1: I'm Neptunic!
2: isn't that the same as lesbian?
1: no neptunic only likes feminist style, while lesbians dont care
2: ohhh, guess im neptunic too!
3: Me too!

by TrypoXVenus March 2, 2022

Neptuned

High on catnip

Damn Rachel isn't Neptune neptuned right now

by Eddytayman April 28, 2025