by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"
Regards, Cudd all of you special!
you: "go mulch yo self"
Regards, Cudd all of you special!
by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021

by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024

by ______________hi November 18, 2023
