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Mulch gang

The one and only gang there was, is, and ever will be.
I LOVE MULCH #mulch gang 4 lyfe
by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023
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mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)
John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."
by FookinBagel September 4, 2016
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necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023
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mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011
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go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.
neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!
by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021
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Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy
"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"
by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024
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mulch

a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is
person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"
by ______________hi November 18, 2023
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