mulch

a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is

person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"

by ______________hi November 18, 2023

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night

Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.

by Cmckee23 April 26, 2024

Mulch gang

The one and only gang there was, is, and ever will be.

I LOVE MULCH #mulch gang 4 lyfe

by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023

Mulch

Past tense mulched.
1. To destroy another individual or group in a political discussion, fight or just life in general.
2. To intensely judge someone for inferior conduct, behaviour or just dressing poorly.

She was clipping her nails on the skytrain and got mulched for it.

by Alex3458 April 26, 2013

MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE

'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'

by ScrallySam December 7, 2022

necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.

Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.

by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023