The act of sticking one of your balls, or ball sac, in or around your ass hole and farting. More than likely ending up with poo on your testicles.
by MuddyLuger July 12, 2010
The act of shitting (preferably watery in consistency) into a bucket and keeping it by your bed and when you are ready to cum with a girl you stick their head in the bucket and then pull them up and as they gasp for air you cum inside their mouth making sure not to make contact with the 'mud'.
by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017
by John Bigsack October 01, 2017
To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.
Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.
by P-Cone June 02, 2020
While in the Cinncinatti Bowtie position (reverse titty-fuck with the female laying on her back), the female on the bottom lifts her head and proceeds to give the male a rimjob.
Caleb got so wasted last night he started giving Janice a Cinncinatti Bowtie then she turned it into a Muddy Sparrow.
by The-Green-Bastard May 17, 2010
A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.
Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2015
Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.
by DudeMcSweet July 13, 2003