The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
by Coolmedian June 01, 2018
The act of shitting (preferably watery in consistency) into a bucket and keeping it by your bed and when you are ready to cum with a girl you stick their head in the bucket and then pull them up and as they gasp for air you cum inside their mouth making sure not to make contact with the 'mud'.
by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017
by John Bigsack October 01, 2017
Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy
by Nice try girls October 26, 2020
To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.
Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.
by P-Cone June 02, 2020
A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.
Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2015
Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.
by DudeMcSweet July 13, 2003