Rhyss Morrison

The guy who buys a big boat and doesn’t have the car to tow it with.

The guy who has a five finger discount

Joogsy

Rhyss Morrison has a big boat that his MUX can’t tow.

by Mr McRight April 30, 2021

Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.

Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?

by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011

Morrison code

When a teacher beats the hell out of their board

My teacher uses Morrison code in class

by Joe mamma.0 February 7, 2021

Scott Morrison

The finance minister, the health minister, the defence minister, the prime minister, the governor general...

Person 1: Hey, did you hear! We have a scott Morrison in the class
Person 2: Oh no. its probably a cocky, homphobic white male

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022

Horace Morrisoning

the act of butt chugging white wine whilst masturbating with tears made from your butt.

I'm going straight home after work for some Horace Morrisoning

by Ufermusic April 14, 2019

Do a Morrison

Slang term in relation to doing something, especially on Climate Change. It means you have no intention of doing anything at all and will go to laughable or insane extremes to cover up your laziness. Also related to Laggard and Malingerer.

Clean up your room, and don't Do a Morrison!

by Sisyphean October 26, 2021

Mr Morrison

Often used to describe a funny celestial being who can also teach some school whilst putting in a shift on Christmas day.

"Did u see that guy over there he's such a Mr Morrison, the way he teaches those kids latin whilst giving them free meals like Marcus Rashford! What a cutie!

by IfYouEatAMonkeyKarmaWillStrike March 26, 2021