monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.

Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!

by pari October 16, 2004

Monke

Big Monke

Yo Wsssp Broski I’m Just listening to these rad tunes fo shizzle tha song name is Monke

by YoPrestonChill December 30, 2021

Monk

1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey

1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

Monke

This is another way of spelling “monkey” and can be used for all situations to mean anything. It is the UNO reverse card of words.

“I was talking to this girl and she asked me how I like my coffee so I replied with, Monke.”

by The Monke God August 4, 2021

Monke

A god among beings that can not be stopped and will take over the entire world and teach you the way of the monkeys you shall praise your god you useless fool

ALL HAIL MONKE

by Monke god May 19, 2021

Monke

Reject humanity, return to monke

Hello I am MONKE

by Ycraft09 March 24, 2021