moisty towelette

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting

Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!

by Samg224 December 19, 2023

Chucking a moisty

Chucking a Moisty is indicating you have an immense level of ‘froth’ or excitement over something that is happening to/around/for you. Basically getting absolutely moist and wet for it.

Elliot was chucking a moisty when she found out she was pregnant

by Brontesaurusrex June 11, 2021

Moisty

somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.

Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.

by james January 11, 2004

Moisty

A little more wet than moist

The towel isn't dry it's moisty

by Helvis wallard March 29, 2024

Moisty

1: Hella moist but not hella wet.

2: Slightly wet or damp AF

The stripper's cake was moisty and delicious.

by Hood-Logograms February 1, 2026