The guy who melts your insides the minute you look into his eyes. He’s calm and cool at first, but there’s a hot sexual fire brimming behind those smoldering eyes. His kisses send fire through every part of your body. He then throws you off track and ropes you in with his witty sense of humor and quirky comebacks. Then like a stealth panther, you’re captured and mesmerized by his warmth and kind heart. There’s no turning back now, you’re his captive audience, you’re trapped, you’re hypnotized, you’re drugged by his presence. There’s no escaping, he will forever be imprinted onto your soul. He is Mike, he is one of a kind and you are forever grateful for having a part of him in your life. He is your secret soulmate but you can never tell him that, because he fears commitment. So in the end, you can only write Urban Dictionary quotes and sweetly fantasize about a life with Mike. He also has a great ass, chest and shoulders which will rock your world.....just sayin.
by BlondeBeachGal July 14, 2019
that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".
the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.
by bottomboy tj October 07, 2017
noun.
A pansy ass bitch.
adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.
verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.
2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.
A pansy ass bitch.
adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.
verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.
2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.
by Blingman I be shinin' February 05, 2010
caz anyone called mike has connections. so if you want someone killed go to mike for an assassin, if u need drugs go to mike for a dealer, u need guns go to mike for an arms dealer, u need a fake ID go to mike he knows a guy, u need to illegally transport things or people over the border go to mike. mike has got your back.
you: mike i need drug
mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want?
you: three bags of marijuana
mike: i’ve got you covered
mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want?
you: three bags of marijuana
mike: i’ve got you covered
by weird ass bitch December 22, 2019
by MoistBagels December 16, 2018
by homeboi99 March 15, 2021
Mike is a guy who love and care about others. He put others feelings before his own. He is a man who loves his wife dearly and can do anything just to make her happy. He is the real man.
by Adenike July 21, 2019