When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
by Kp1336 November 23, 2016
Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
by Daggettaylor July 11, 2008
Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
Cross house delicacy. Combination of naturday, vinegar, and nyquil. You will forget your entire week.
by Wade from the cross house October 02, 2019
by kstan34 May 29, 2010
The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
by TittyCream November 06, 2012
The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.
1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
by Bweahns May 31, 2009