Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Frosted Apple McMuffin

When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)

Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum

by My_snake_is_solid42069 May 11, 2023

McGuffin

An object or person in a movie that has no use other than to drive the narrative forward. originally coined by alfred hitchcock.

the suitcase in pulp fiction

by Jeorge "of the jungel" Boosh April 9, 2005

Mcnuffin

When a mcdonalds worker gives you a mcmuffin but forgets to put anything on the inside resulting in just 2 tiny ass muffin buns

I couldn't satify my hunger need because that dumb mother fucker gave me a Mcnuffin

by Tsidders June 28, 2009

McBuffin

Typically a guy who eats a lot of Tuna and works or uses a lot of time in the Gym.

Look at that guy, he is such a McBuffin.

by DonnieBrasco September 6, 2011

McFuffin

Food that is intentionally tainted with bodily fluids then served to the unsuspecting but very deserving person.

The rude and demanding customer was soon to be enjoying their McFuffin, the spit-laden sandwich they so deserved.

by kristi steins August 27, 2008