Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

by MrXYZ123 September 11, 2021

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Mcmuffined

Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to

Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!

by disgruntledfm August 15, 2015

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When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina

Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me

by Ghettowords April 04, 2020

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damn po-lice......he didn't do McMuffin

let my son go, he didn't do McMuffin

by allan88 September 07, 2018

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by February 28, 2021

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his bluffin ass never killed nobody. Bluffin McMuffin

by HiltonBoy3400 May 06, 2020

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