Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021

Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.

Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin

by Resnoff March 14, 2021

Thot McMuffin

When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina

Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me

by Ghettowords April 4, 2020

McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin

It was a McMuffin Nut

by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023

Mcmuffined

Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to

Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!

by disgruntledfm September 21, 2015

McMuffin

MCMUFFIN

The moment you realize he was someone s McMuffin

by anonymous February 28, 2021