marlon crook

Sex God

Omg that's Marlon Crook!

by 😈 May 28, 2014

marlon and alexandra

Perfect people. Just the best

hey is that marlon and alexandra over there?

Wow those are the best people in the world

by ISpeakThatTruth September 12, 2020

Marlon

A tall, sexy and handsome mexican stigma male who has no weaknesses other than pencils.

Jennifer: OMG Marlon is sooo hot! I wonder is he's around today.
Alison: He stayed home because he has diarrhea.

by DeodorantStick June 16, 2021

Marlon

Marlon is a white dude whose head is the shape of an egg, he most likely shaved it when he as drunk as a stupid bet

Marco: Whose that ugly ah guy

Jake: Oh that's Marlon

by sadaskdlad October 13, 2022

Marlon

Hes a piece of shit hobbit and hes the reason of world hunger.

ooooo shit a marlon

by Dyre September 16, 2020

marlon

Marlon is One of the funniest guys you will ever meet, he is full of creativity. Marlon is an athlete, He will become famous by being himself and make a lot of money

Ex teachers: There's now way that's marlon how is he making more money than me!!

by Emily.p October 23, 2017

Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023