Mondrid

best thing ever on the face of Playstation. By far one of the best Red Dead Redemption players the world has to offer. In real life he is sexy and delicious.

Mondrid just pwned you!!

by blehpppy March 5, 2011

Madrid

Where i belong.

I was born in Madrid.

by Fgyjt March 10, 2022

mandrill

A large dildo used for anal sex-play between gay men.

"I'm going to make him bleed with my mandrill tonight."

by Marla Thomas September 10, 2008

Real Madrid

= Worst club in the world. All fans of this half club are gays, without any football understanding. All players, who have ever played in this club are the best actors, who deserve an oscar more than Leonardo Di Caprio. Madrid is also the worst city in the whole Spain, where only homeless people eat trash and support Cristina Penaldu.

Puta Real Madrid

by Best analytic May 19, 2022

madrid

If something is the real thing.

"yes mate, is that jacket madrid?"

by Jay Roulson May 1, 2006

real madrid

cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"

"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016