Malörtion

The act of consuming bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I have to go out to the bars tonight and get a Malörtion.

by Malort Man May 27, 2025

Cardiac meltation

An occurrence of extreme adoration and love for an object person or thing which results in the combustion and melting of the cardio vascular region located in the chest cavity

My heart is melting inside my chest cavity, I think I just had a cardiac meltation

by Cletus macadamia harrison September 25, 2012