Mer Special

When a female of Caucasian descent gives you oral sex the same night she meets you.

The Special is so named because US Navy sailors positioned in Europe during WW2 would often refer to females as Mers (short for Mermaids). During visits to shore to refuel and stock up on supplies sailors would often try to seduce members of the opposite sex. If a Sailor succeeded in receiving fellatio it became commonly known as the Mer Special.
I was at a party last night and got a mer special in the bathroom.
by Steel Fox June 20, 2006
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Kazoo-mer

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.
A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.
by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020
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Dirty Mer

when a girl walks up to a guy in a crowd and starts to have sex with him while she is on her period
Did see Michelle Dirty Mer that guy. There was period blood every where.
by The crew 3 April 27, 2011
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Mer Youths

a bunch of arseholes who vandalise cars and make shitty {rap music and believe that they own a postcode
Pure Mer Youths eh
AB15 ON TOP

WE ARE SO GAY!
by lucydumpster April 18, 2019
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dude-mer

word referring to a person who you are friendly with, but may not actually know. Also 'mer' or 'chick-mer' for the gender specific.

Can refer to strangers.
" This guy was looking for you, dude-mer that works at the record store"

" Oh, you mean Steve. Sweet, thanks "

" No problem, man. Got a smoke? "

" Nah, ask chick-mer over there. "
by Anti-Kahn February 08, 2010
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Mer-muse

A merperson who inspires other's music or artworks, (e.g. dance, poems, stories, etc.).

(They can also inspire their deeds and knowledge).
'The mer-muse magically echoed her song to the mortals' ears & sung in their dreams to inspire their musical works.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 16, 2022
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Franken Mer

A green furry diamond unlike anything the earth has ever seen.

Can also mean ballin out of control
Trish is rocken a really sick Franken Mer ring today, that her cool ass boyfriend got her. She is ballin out of control with that Franken Mer shit....
by Jonnywetcat October 18, 2010
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