lunchbox

1. A person who is tardy or late.
2. One who doesn't pay attention at an important juncture.

Hey jackass, don't be a lunch box, it's your turn to pull a train on her.

by Old Saggy Balz August 27, 2003

purple lunchbox

Better known as the Nintendo GameCube. After all, it sorta looks like one. Really though what was Nintendo thinking?

"Hey, I just got Super Smash Bros Melee for the purple lunchbox!"

by Yams January 22, 2008

lumberjack lunchbox

When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.

Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.

by friendly bushwhacker September 1, 2010

Pirate's Lunchbox

A meal composed entirely of meat and food rich in protein. Created to give pirates their energy during their plundering. It was usually packed for portable consumption, hence the Lunchbox part. Is now used to refer to a lunchbox for kids that don't like vegetables.

Mom: Billy, I've packed you celery sticks and peanut butter for lunch.
Billy: Aww, I wanted a Pirate's Lunchbox.

by Brandon Quismorio May 9, 2005

Dusty Lunchbox

When your fucking a dusty wornout vagina. You pull your dick out and stick a ham sandwich in it.

Mike: Hey this girl was beggin me for a dusty lunchbox last night. But i like ham alot so i said no.

Joe: How can you say no to that!?!?

by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

Litty lunchbox

N. A pretty lit person; someone who's awesomeness is underrated or overlooked

You're a litty lunchbox!

by 07998 May 19, 2017

arabian lunchbox

a rank fart leaking out an ass hole

when theres a fart leaking out of your freinds ass hole....kinda like when an arabian guy opens his lunchbox and everyone wants to leave the room thus a "arabian lunchbox" is formed

by ginger tits magee August 22, 2011