Loofie

Taking a selfie in the loo

Girl 1: Lets go!

(In the bathroom)

Girl2: Goddd! Isnt it wild over there! Lets take a Loofie before we get out again!

by bow3434 January 27, 2015

Loofah

Another one of Bill O'Reilly's favorite shower toys

O'Reilly likes to stand behind his woman in the shower and use the loofah on her nice breasts before he rubs her p*ssy with a falafel

by neocon killer October 30, 2004

Loofey

a hombred,dickwad and a knobjockey

you loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003

Loofer

A nice person who is dumped by a significant other with little drama, or by a gradual loss of interest where the significant other is usually interested or already romantic with another person wherein the dumped person feels like they did nothing wrong but is still abandoned and unceremoniously rejected.

I guess when Susan broke up with me I became a loofer.

by JahMuse April 28, 2010

loofa

Actually, despite common perception, loofa refers to the vulva, or vaginal area.
This meaning comes from the ancient story about women getting soap on their loofas, a pseudonym for their "private parts," while showering in Deleware.

"Man, don't touch my loofa! It's wet!"

by boo boo boo December 28, 2005

Loofer

Popular personage; prep

I hate Nick he became such a fucking loofer.

by Alex Lee November 23, 2003

Cunt Loofah

A
cunt loofah is a guy who is more than that of just a bag of dicks, but a pure asshole.

Boy: you're a dumb ass trick
Trick: shut the hell up cunt loofah

by nothingbuttruth08 August 20, 2008