logging

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

by failure-not September 28, 2009

Logging

Coined in the Season 16 premiere of South Park.

Standing up after you've taken a poo and cutting your poo in half with a stream of urine.

My daddy was a logger, and his daddy before him.

I enjoy logging after a long day of work.

by gustavus March 16, 2012

logs

Cop slang for phone records.

Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."

by jgo312 November 14, 2005

logging

when some one does a huge shit, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

mostly used in Russia

by protien puller June 05, 2003

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 22, 2012

Log

Someone who is so boring at a party they may as well be replaced with a log

That boy is such a log

by Chris.s123 October 11, 2017

Log a Log Day

Log a Log Day is a National and Bank Holiday in Switzerland and New Jersey. In Switzerland it is celebrated on January 2nd every year while in New Jersey it is celebrated every year on April 10th. Log a Log Day is a day log logging. Logging is another word for pooping. Log a Log Day comes from the phrase 'log a log'. The first log meaning poop and the second log meaning a log you keep, like a journal of logs or poops. Log a Log Day is an important day in many peoples lives and is usually accompanied by a huge feast on the day of celebration.

Guy 1: DUDE, i just logged a HUGE log!
Guy 2: NICE MAN, but its not even Log a Log Day yet.
Guy 1: Yeah I know man, I'll log even harder on January First after our huge New Years meal.

by np44 January 03, 2012