It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.
by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016
Get the Small Loanmug. The assholes that you go to when your morgage goes under, except with heavier consequences when you front him money.
by Bennett July 18, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. A loan that has an extremely high interest rate or "juice".
Usually a loan made by a Mafioso to a better. Therefore the person making the loan (better) has nowhere else to go for the money.
Usually a loan made by a Mafioso to a better. Therefore the person making the loan (better) has nowhere else to go for the money.
I was in too deep. I had to take a Juice Loan for 20k just to pay up on my losses. I'm dead if I don't pay up by next week, and with the vig I'll owe 25k by then!
by Glove51 June 19, 2010
Get the Juice Loanmug. A method of semi-permanently giving something away to someone while reserving your right to ask for it back later if you change your mind.
I gave my first mp3 player to Jim on extended loan, but since my new mp3 player got stolen, I was able to ask for the old one back.
by MatthiasFW August 6, 2007
Get the extended loanmug. A person who receives notice of daily transactions within a banks loans department. The updates a banks database with daily transations.
Nicholas Bosanac also known as "loan jockey" , Receives notice of a transaction and enters the transaction into the database. Allowing
the Loan analyst to update the portfolio
the Loan analyst to update the portfolio
by meghan mcgough February 14, 2009
Get the loan jockeymug. My monthly credit card payment was one day late and they charged me £20 wich took me 1 penny over my limit meaning they charged me an extra £20. Total was £40 because they said that paying via debit card meant that although my money had come out of my bank, they would not receive it for 3 days.
by HeeBee Gee Bee July 22, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. A Joan loan, also known as a jumbo mortgage, is a type of financing that exceeds the limits set by the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA). Unlike conventional mortgages, a Joan loan is not eligible to be purchased, guaranteed, or securitized by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac therefore typically requires backing via connections to private equity whether direct or indirect.
Designed to finance luxury properties and homes in highly competitive local real estate markets, joan mortgages come with unique underwriting requirements and tax implications. These kinds of mortgages gained traction as the housing market recovered following the Great Recession.
This typically results in an over-leveraged person or business as theyve’ve borrowed too much money in relation to their ability to pay it back: When prices collapsed, many over-leveraged people went bankrupt.
Designed to finance luxury properties and homes in highly competitive local real estate markets, joan mortgages come with unique underwriting requirements and tax implications. These kinds of mortgages gained traction as the housing market recovered following the Great Recession.
This typically results in an over-leveraged person or business as theyve’ve borrowed too much money in relation to their ability to pay it back: When prices collapsed, many over-leveraged people went bankrupt.
Hey honey, look at this house. It’s a bit out of price range now, but we can apply for a Joan loan and “afford” this beautiful home.
by uabaycat09 July 23, 2023
Get the Joan Loanmug.