The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
Get the Marker lightsabermug. New name for Sword fighting.
When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.
The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up
When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.
The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up
by Obi Juan K May 20, 2025
Get the Lightsabersmug. When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.
Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart
by RipStartGod May 3, 2020
Get the lightsaber ripstartmug. When you are using a fluorescent condom on a half-hard penis to move it in circulars moves. You also can turn off your lightsaber by giving a hip impulsion to throw your penis to your back, between the thighs and then quickly tighten your legs
by PigeonCorp December 5, 2019
Get the Lightsaberingmug. by Yipppyyy February 17, 2022
Get the Lightsabermug. "Ow,he hit me with a lightsaber"
by Brian The Worder June 18, 2022
Get the Lightsabermug. by therealcaptainrex September 29, 2023
Get the lightsabermug.