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toster leavins

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all the crums and crud that fall off the toast and acumulate in the plate on the bottom of the toster.
damn im hungry sombody give me them toster leavins
by jason dye May 15, 2003
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Leaving Neverland

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To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.
I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didn’t even see it coming.
by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019
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leaving will

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Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.
CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.
by Mayuura December 3, 2007
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The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011
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Leaving the Shire

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When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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