Landon

Landon is a cool charming guy who likes to hang out with his friends. Make jokes sleeps in his underwear and just doesn't care what people think. He has a big wang and he's not scareda of anybody. And the coolest thing about him is

that his squad always has his back.

Landon is cool

by Ggggggggg🖕👌 June 1, 2018

Landon

Landon is a great person with a huge heart. He will do anything to see someone smile no matter what he has to do. He will stick by your side through thick and thin and will not leave you. If you need to get something off your chest, he is always there to talk to and he will listen to what you're saying. He is the person you call on at 3 in the morning when something is wrong. You can't help but love Landon.

Person 1: something is wrong
Person 2: call Landon. He will help you

by Burnt.burrito June 28, 2019

landon donovan

A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.

Landon Donovan made the goal that helped the US advance to the next round of the World Cup!!!

by trb4321 June 27, 2010

Landon

Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.

He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.

P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.

by Korenouya June 19, 2019

Landon

A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.

Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.

by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019

Layson

Layson goes out with syra, and loves her forever.

Layson loves syra

by Viiiiiiiiiii June 13, 2018

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth

last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020