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Irish Lawnmower

I had to take my Irish lawnmower to the vet:
by SO12345 December 26, 2020
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Mexican Lawnmower

John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
by Pablo's Friend May 19, 2021
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The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.
by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013
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Lawnmower deth

The musical equivalent to death by a lawnmower.
"Cobwoman of Death meets Mr. Smelly Mop."
by bagpar January 29, 2003
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Polish Lawnmower

The act of getting a Blowjob and the girl bites of ur pubes
Dude now i don't have to shave any more now that i have rachel who gives me a polish lawnmower
by John w lee January 3, 2009
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The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009
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Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.
Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth
by t pot January 28, 2019
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