Mexican Lawnmower

A lawnmower made in mexico.

John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.

by Pablo's Friend May 19, 2021

The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.

I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Lawnmower deth

The musical equivalent to death by a lawnmower.

"Cobwoman of Death meets Mr. Smelly Mop."

by bagpar January 29, 2003

lawnmowed

a term used to describe the death of a mexican, pursuay a spic.

Nick ran over the mexican with his lawn mowing tractor.

by Nick October 26, 2004

Polish Lawnmower

The act of getting a Blowjob and the girl bites of ur pubes

Dude now i don't have to shave any more now that i have rachel who gives me a polish lawnmower

by John w lee January 3, 2009

The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.

Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"

by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009