timothy lau

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau

by timothy lau April 9, 2018

Lau

Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.

Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!

by Lau King February 8, 2019

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lau

prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

by vmnesie January 5, 2023

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Lau is the kind of girl who spends her life being in dramas. She always want to have a clear conscience by asking her friends for some advices, she’ll take the advice that match with her original idea. Lau has a big EGO. So don’t be rude with her and she will be an angel...or not. But also, Lau is typically the kind of girl you never forget, want to know why ? More loyal than the Loyalty.

Boy : I will never forget Lau
Old friend : Lau had my back when we were in trouble

by Badgyaltiti November 23, 2021

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