Lapming

A brainy Asian, normally found walking with an uncanny resemblance to a Tyrannosaurus rex. The little hands held in front of his body keeps the ever so precarious weight evenly distributed so that he does not fall backwards from the weight of his own head.

Shoot, I can’t pay for dinner tonight. Let’s just play credit card roulette with Lapming.

by Gotchjoo November 26, 2021

lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

laysing

Singing while laying down.

Friend: “Hey, what are you doing right now?”
Me: “I’m laysing. Wanna join me?”
Friend: “What song?!”

by MathMyBeloved December 26, 2022

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.

Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

Larsing

When you blame everything on luck and say that is so unlucky originating from the streamer lars_tm after he failed a plastic bounce on the map deep dip 2 on the game trackmania 2020

“OH MAN I DIDN’T GET THE PLASTIC BOUNCE THAT IS SO UNLUCKY”

“Oh man you are larsing”

by Freshbair May 18, 2024

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025