landon donovan

A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.

Landon Donovan made the goal that helped the US advance to the next round of the World Cup!!!

by trb4321 June 27, 2010

abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.

Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.

by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006

Landon

Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.

He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.

P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.

by Korenouya June 19, 2019

Landon

A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.

Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.

by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth

last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020

Landon Laxers

Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.

If you play lacrosse at Landon High, you are extremely talented.

by Matt-crosse April 27, 2005

landon

unbelievably thick caboose

that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.

by arabia12345 October 29, 2019