blue labia

The female equivalent of blue balls.

Oh my god, he wouldn't put out. He left me with the worst case of blue labia.

by Melinda Doo September 29, 2006

labia-lasagna

Labia-lasagna is when one of the lips of the vagina, during the period, folds over, producing a white cheesy secretion, forming the appearance of a plate of lasagna.

"Damn, I was having sex with this girl, and she was on her period, and because she hadn't bathed in a while she had labia-lasagna and I had to leave."

by Kelryn January 4, 2008

labia dance

This is the dance you do when your labia has been caught on fire and your skin is starting to scorch. This can be caused by friction between genital piercings or using some forms or warming lubricants.

Ahh shit! Sally was doing the labia dance because my cock piercing and her clit piercing caused a spark and the lube erupted in a flaming mass, and her labia was beginning to scorch.

by Trip Shoota August 18, 2006

labia beard

Noun. When a girl shaves all of her pubic hair EXCEPT around her labia, thus forming a pussy beard.

Emily: I need to shave my vagina...
Stephanie: I need to finish shaving my vagina...
Emily: You have quite the labia beard.

(Woman outside bathroom stall snickers as she plays with her labia beard)

by command post captains November 4, 2009

Labia thong

Similar to your average thong but instead of going through the crease of the buttocks the thong parts between a woman's labia lips.

This underwear is so tight that it's giving me a labia thong.

by TissueBalls November 17, 2017

labia lobes

When an obvious lesbian has extended ear lobes that look like over used pussy lips.

Man that chick must be a lezbo magnet. She has some serious labia lobes!

by Jynx Baalverzi February 1, 2015

Labia Stick

Not to be confused with a dildo, Labia Stick is chap-stick / lip stick for your pussy lips. Good for the winter time.

Yo, I was jogging the other day and my pussy lips was chapped as a mother fucker, so I put some Labia Stick on. Problems = Solved!

by Planet Cockstar's President January 31, 2015