Kaden

If you know A kaden, you also know that he is the biggest simp alive and has the smallest dick. He sits on the toilet for two hours texting girls and then wipes his ass with his hand. He is overall disgusting. Don't date a kaden

Fuck sake, you're acting like a Kaden around Miss.

by youngblood1234 June 11, 2020

Kaden

Most kadens are ok, but some are really gay. He can’t come up with original roasts and is slow. He has a very weird jaw line and his jokes are dry af.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Hes gay kaden
Person3: Very

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 18, 2019

Kaden

The imposter, usually found in the vent

I saw kaden venting

by Nomadfromhatred February 24, 2021

Kaden

A little boi who sucks at fortnite

This guy just started gaming.....He’s a Kaden

by Obeah Man April 23, 2019

Kaden

Is a gr8 person and loves riding from caversham to Perth and snapping pics at the midland train station. He is an Instagram model and gets millions of likes of every post. He has a random child hanging on the back of his bike by the name of Taylah..

Watch out it’s a Kaden, don’t photo bomb his recent insta <3

by Cavershambike July 29, 2019

Kaden

just a straight up baller from highschool hes pre good at combat pro

kaden is the combat pro and can ball up occasionally and looks like an oompa-loompa and likes to use six sensitivity.

by 123dgchg jnbrefdjf k April 10, 2019

kaden

i like how everyone below is wishing they were me

man i wish i was KADEN

by kaden.o December 9, 2020