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Juri

Social retardation of the worst kind, coupled with weird movement and awkward silence.
"goddamn that guy is Juri"
"Stop being so Juri, you're freaking them out"
by kronk_dk March 19, 2018
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Jury

Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
"i get to be on jury next week....yay"
by Eliza231 July 23, 2018
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juri

juri is someone who's one of the kindest people you'll ever meet.

they give the most amazing hugs, i'd love to meet them again. <3
person 1: why are you so broke?
person 2: i spent all my money on train tickets to visit someone really cool
person 1: oh, you mean juri?

person 2: yep
by forgotten._.ghost November 23, 2021
mugGet the jurimug.

Juri

Juri is a classy and a classic name. He is a cool guy. Dependable, creative, and fun. He is a guy you want at parties, shows, or just to hang out. Always aware of the latest trend, having a friend called Juri definitely elevates your street cred.
Who’s that stylish guy? It’s Juri, drinking champagne!
by Daenous November 21, 2021
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Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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Juri Merz

Ist ein korianischer Gastarbeiter, welcher Minutenreis in 58 Sekunden kochen kann.
Juri Merz minidong tchingtsching
by Olarsch September 3, 2017
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MasterChef jury

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.
I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
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