by this isnt jules November 9, 2019
Get the jules and krissymug. by northview84937 August 14, 2017
Get the jules joymug. basically the best pair that exists. they are unstoppable, destroying all the obstacles thrown at them. people walk past and get super jealous of how happy and perfect they are for each other. they both love cheese and traveling and are gonna experience the whole world together. they are also super duper hot!!! uki is drool worthy and jules can never get enough of his manly sexiness!
they've always got each other's backs and tell each other everything. nobody can cuddle as well as they do, and nobody gives better hugs that uki does. when one of them is down, they always try to bring each other up, and never ever ever give up on each other.
they always do super cute stuff together, like go to museums, take long walks, watch stranger things, eat lots of food, and chill (and more) at kalemegdan. even though they have completely different pasts and completely different presents, they are so in love and nothing can change that. they know each other better than they know themselves. love is just a mild term to use.
they've always got each other's backs and tell each other everything. nobody can cuddle as well as they do, and nobody gives better hugs that uki does. when one of them is down, they always try to bring each other up, and never ever ever give up on each other.
they always do super cute stuff together, like go to museums, take long walks, watch stranger things, eat lots of food, and chill (and more) at kalemegdan. even though they have completely different pasts and completely different presents, they are so in love and nothing can change that. they know each other better than they know themselves. love is just a mild term to use.
omg did you see uki and jules in the library?
omg yesss! they look so in love all the time... it's kinda gross
omg yesss! they look so in love all the time... it's kinda gross
by julesbug October 27, 2018
Get the uki and julesmug. Probably the shittiest band ever created in the Bangor, Maine area. Known for their "metalcore" music (that you can't understand at all), they are mostly made up of "hate crew" kids. Nicky Nightmare, a boy who resembles a monkey or gorrilla, is the lead "screamer". They just suck.
HXC Kid: Are you going to the Jules Verne show at the Underground?
Kid with a brain: FUCK no, Nicky looks like a monkey and screams like a girl!
Kid 1: Did you see Jules Verne buttfuck each other on stage?
Kid 2: No. But they did do it on webcam. God, that Nicky kid looks like an ape!
Kid with a brain: FUCK no, Nicky looks like a monkey and screams like a girl!
Kid 1: Did you see Jules Verne buttfuck each other on stage?
Kid 2: No. But they did do it on webcam. God, that Nicky kid looks like an ape!
by Poop Dugen January 4, 2009
Get the Jules Vernemug. She is one of the best woman you will ever meat she is so bueatifal she is very and I mean very thicccccc Iove her the way she is i love her so much babe love you she has big butt jkjk unless yes she does love you
by Juliahna September 30, 2019
Get the jules Mariemug. The boss who is not a boss....the man who is not a man....the legend who is not a legend...he is above all beneath none. Loud pompous powerful. Julian symbolizes what men aspire to...fearless around women...intimidated by none. In the gym he puts up or shuts up. Of course an ex football player who not only grows in mass from highschool but in confidence to.
"If I had a little more "BIG JULES" in me I would run this town"
"BIG JULES" is coming out tonight????? Girls then get wet
Just like "BIG JULES" said...."if shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me...if theres grass on the field its playable"
Yea that was a sick keg stand...but no one can beat "BIG JULES"
"BIG JULES" is the boss....a funneling master
"BIG JULES" is coming out tonight????? Girls then get wet
Just like "BIG JULES" said...."if shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me...if theres grass on the field its playable"
Yea that was a sick keg stand...but no one can beat "BIG JULES"
"BIG JULES" is the boss....a funneling master
by teamgetsome July 4, 2010
Get the BIG JULESmug. Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
by tonymarc May 19, 2009
Get the Jules Jordan Cocktailmug.