A bummet journal is the correct definition of a book were you write bummets in or also things that are happening to you or some things you're planning for the future
by Die kuhle July 12, 2017
N. A meeting of the minds for which in-the-know digital media gurus can display their talents and list of seemingly irrelevant blog links.
Journal Club Thursdays keep me sane in a world full of chaos and unpredictability. How else could we watch videos of turtles and hang out on Reddit during the work week?
by Turtles, Inc. February 14, 2011
Two French words that mean "Dear Diary" or "Dear Journal". Some diary keepers may use them to give their pads a sophisticated touch.
Entry in Sally Lankford's Diary:
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.
by GIR needs rehab August 27, 2008
A professor is lecturing and the bullet points in the PowerPoint are completely obvious and didn't need higher education to figure out.
Professor: "These explanations are strait out of the Journal of No Duh"
Professor: "These explanations are strait out of the Journal of No Duh"
by Midnite Ninja February 23, 2010
Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!
by Tit Boob Smack February 24, 2005
by aalpha March 23, 2008
an extremely confusing 'community' of people pretending to be other people. I don't understand it at all.. it just confuses me.
Greatest Journal user sommerata: "Listen up kids! I'm NOT really Sommer. This is totally fake. Nothing you see or read on this journal is real." ????
by xpulsewidthx July 15, 2006