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Josiah

Josiah(s) often refers to an individual or group that reflects douchebag-esque traits and lacks any sense of self-restraint, particularly during religious or ceremonial events.
"Look at the stupid smile on that idiot's face, what a Josiah."
by H3LL3N K3LL3r January 9, 2019
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Josiah

A typical douchebag and retard, a really big loserand he never swears because he is a good chrisitian boy
Didyou see the mentally impaired kid at school today?
I know eight? What a Josiah
by sad.- November 28, 2019
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josiah

a gay kid who strives for acceptance
Oh man that kid is a josiah for those ladies.
by loooooolj December 12, 2017
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Josiah

A sexy guy who the girls cant resist, He enjoys gambling and playing minecraft
He is a josiah
by PseudonymLocation July 26, 2018
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Josiah

Josiah is hot asf, they can slay any booty, and are insanely powerful. Josiahs are humble and can spit bars.
Random girl 1: JOSIAH IS SO HOT
Random girl 2: IKR
by anonymous January 16, 2021
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Josiah

The biggest fucking liar in the WORLD! If he is ever backed into a corner or his image is threatened in some way or another, the only responses that you will receive through this piece of trash's corrupted lips are deceptions meant only to mislead you. This scumbag will lie through his teeth, regardless of the evidence that shows the truth. His deceptive word weaving will reveal his obscene stupidity and uncanny urge to spout fabrications or even falsify others as scapegoats just to to make someone else appear to be the cause of a problem to escape responsibility.

This asshole, named Josiah, is probably the most worthless and disgusting piece of humanity to ever walk the face of the planet. Josiah is a player, a liar, an asshole, a jerk, a fucking piece of shit, and a wannabe. It's embarrassing to know him, let alone be acquainted with him.
Girl: I'm not your whore, you asshole.
Josiah: Calm your tits, bitch. You're annoying and I absolutely hate you, anyway. I don't like you, I never did. I just said I did so I could get nudes, blowjobs, a little action, maybe some booty and titties thrown in there for good measure.
Girl: Oh, so you're a player?
Josiah: Um...I guess...
Girl: Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played, asshole/Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, asshole.
by #whitegirlstatus December 2, 2014
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Josiah

If you know someone who is unfortunate to be named Josiah, you might want to consider getting them the help that they need. Josiah, in Jewish, means “whale sperm”.
Josiah likes whale Penis
by LovleyFlower000 February 9, 2022
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