JoJo

JoJo: When you can date two beautiful women (and obviously be fucking them both) that believe you are in LOVE with them for over 1 year and never get caught and neither knows about the other. This is the Babe Ruth of dating.

Dude...you totally pulled a JoJo with those two babes last night...banging Tina for Dinner and Missy for a late night snack. You are totally my hero!

by Semor August 20, 2007

Jojo

a currency value equal to about fifty cents

- Hey wanna get something from McDonald's?
- No, I've only got two Jojos.
- Well, you can get something from the dollar menu.
- Dat's true.

by Anonie Mouse April 14, 2007

jojo

mean gay or a homo that gets his crap packed.

your really jojo dude, I can't beleive you.

by nicoloco June 11, 2006

jojo

Someone who acts like they know you, but they don't.

I was walkin' down the street, and this jojo rolls up and starts shakin' my hand?!

by Chario Iglesias April 8, 2006

JoJo

An okay anime with the worst meme cesspool you've ever seen.

Guy 1: HEY MAN, HAVE YOU SEEN JOJO, WATCH IT RIGHT NOW, IT'S SO FUNNY, SPEEDWAGON BEST WAIFU!!!1!1
Guy 2: Can you shut up about JoJo for one second, it's really annoying.

by pyro the incubus March 19, 2020

the jojo

When having sex, yell "jojo is always on my mind" stuttering. in reference to "back in the USSR".

Moscow girls make me scream and shout that jojo is always on my mimimimimind.
Inspiration for the jojo

by The Dudemeister December 19, 2007

Jojo

Common knowledge that this species is incredibly short along with their temper which has derived form many generations of height abuse form other species. Lives on nicotine, the gym and a liter of vodka a day. Unusually high sex drive and tends to talk pure shit when drunk

OMG look it’s a wild Jojo hide your naggins and daughters.

by Nigslayer01 May 23, 2019